[HP] Barmy

by schemingreader
snarry
ca. 18000 words
hurt/comfort, humour
link

summary:
Harry rubbed his eyes. He felt quite a lot better for sleeping. 'You didn't forget again, did you?'
'No, I am in St Mungo's Hospital on the Spell-Damage Ward with my prof--with Severus Snape.'
'Very good, Longbottom.'
'Ha bloody ha.' "
~~~~~


"I don't know what your Head of House did," Snape said, "but I never permitted my students to wander in their pyjamas around draughty hallways--"
Harry smiled wider. "Here I thought you were trying to get me expelled for breaking the rules all those years, when really you were trying to keep me from catching cold."

...
"So many betrayals," Snape said, "so much intrigue, and so little sex. If only I'd never seen those James Bond movies. Severus Snape, international double agent and man of mystery. Damnit. .."